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today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

They laugh until laughing makes them kiss.
They kiss until kissing makes them laugh.

Sarah Ruhl (The Clean House)

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books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

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Someone needs to mow the lawn

someone needs to mind their own business, ‘cause they ain’t ever gunna see/touch this lawn anyway

Obviously I wouldn’t volunteer to. Get that bush wacked, heathen.

you’re a fucking child. i’ll end you.

You need to end the life span of your pubic hair.

pubic hair can be cute fyi so shut your filthy mouth ;)

Pubic hair will never be cute it’s a sign of bad hygiene. Grow up and take care of your shit. Yucky ass kitty 😷

you’re a literal moron if you think that pubic hair on women is a sign of poor hygiene. its fucking hair its not a shield that prevents you from cleaning your vulva. typical douchenozzle just wanting women to conform to his “ideals”. youre telling people to grow up? lmao nah son. grow the fuck up and educate yourself and stop being a fucking crap baby about natural hair growth.   

Take a knee, son.
"Pubic hair is a sign of bad hygiene" you say? Well in fact it protects from rash-causing friction and from bacteria, and the removal of it can cause infection and increase the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases.

Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing a cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, and protection from bacteria. Some methods of pubic hair removal can lead to damage to the skin itself as well as increasing the risk of infections.
Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles, leaving microscopic open wounds. Frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. When that is combined with the warm, moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture media for some of the nastiest bacterial pathogens. 
Herpes is also an increased risk “due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to virus carried by mouth or genitals.” [Source]

"Pubic hair will never be cute" you say? Well in fact the evolutionary purpose of it is to release pheromones that attract the opposite sex.

Biologically, the areas of thicker hair on humans’ underarms and genitals are probably related to sexual selection. Both of those areas are sites of scent-releasing organs called apocrine glands. The odorous chemicals that the glands emit are unique to every person and may help attract members of the opposite sex, like pheromones in other animals. [Source]
Without pubic hair, pheromone production will likely drop and what pheromones are produced may not have as much longevity. It’s easy to think of pheromones as “bad smells” we no longer need or want, but they are a crucial aspect of attraction that likely remain relevant. [Source]

Next time you want to spew your uneducated wank all over someone’s post have a long game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself instead.

Telling someone that pubic hair is a sign of poor hygiene is like telling somebody who does not shave their head that their scalp is dirty because they have hair on it.